Balcony Panorama

So this is the view from Spencer's Balcony

Wait did you notice anything in there that didn't look right

See it yet?!?!

 

Lotus Hotel!?!

I guess IBM has realized that their horrible attempt at making a local mail client failed so miserably, they would take a shot at starting a local hotel chain.

Well sorry IBM, I have used enough versions of your product to not want to stay in your hotel for the following reasons.

1. 
   
   I don't want to try and open the door only to find the whole building collapse on my face
   
   
   
2. 
   
   I don't need to sign in using a signature masked by a bunch X's
   
   
   
3. 
   
   I don't want your bell boy's taking my luggage to archive it where I will never get it back... REPLICATE MY LUGGAGE!! AHRGH!
   
   
   
4. 
   
   I could do without the insanely slow check in times and general service
   
   
   
5. 
   
   I would constantly be afraid that the building would simply vanish causing me to fall 5 stories to the ground while looking at an error message that extends into the sky like some ladder into heaven
   
   
   
6. 
   
   I dont need you telling people I am unavailable 10 days after their initial request
   
   
   
7. 
   
   Update the fricking interior! It looks like the 80s in there
   
   
   

Well thats enough Lotus bashing for today!